...Me as an RJ...

Hmm RJ is a cool job isn't it? Have you ever thought of becoming one? Well i dreamt(quite a number of times) that I did turn up to become a RJ... as usual an unsuccessfull one yet i enjoyed the job... I enjoyed the way i spoke, i talked... i enjoyed putting up the songs in between the conversation... the people, the work, the life style everything... it was nice being some one whom I never imagined to become one. It started like Munna bhai MBBS...


"Guuuuuuudddddd Mmoooorrrrrrrnning MANIPAL!!! The morning is much and more beautiful than other Sunday morning because the nature is playing its own beat... Can't listen it??!! walk to the windows and listen the sound made by the tiny water droplets knocking down your window panes... Hold a mug of hot coffee and sit on the window parchment... open the window and smell the wet sand... Hmm... and now think of someone special, someone really close... close your eyes and here you go..." 'Saanso ko saanso me dhalne do zara............'


"After this lovely romantic song do you realise that its about time to do some useful work? Do it and I will be right back in a flash of time..." I took the reciever of the intercom phone kept there... right infornt on the table and angrily rang up... 'Jai where are you?' 'Traffic Jam! coming!' 'You think I am a fool?!' 'Is that a news to you?' 'Jai I will definitely kill you today!' ...THUP..."So I am back and I hope you too, well there are some people who have broken hearts... i know there are many but chill... don't blame, don't repent because if you truely loved that person you will feel the pleasure even in pain... when you sit and think you will start crying and then in between you will remember something which will make you laugh... thats funny and something good to be in... remember ' Dard hai to dil bhi hoga... dil hai to dard bhi hoga' so here goes the song... the title song of dil se..." 'Dil se reeeeeee dil se re.................'


I saw him coming in, I gave him a furious look... couldn't shout... damn! why can't he enter on time i.e when the break is going on?... and he made such a stupid helpless innocent look... I hit him hard as he sat beside me and i didn't realise the song was over... He took his move and started speaking "So Miss Khwaish must have bored you a lot and you must be thinking enough is enough... her favourite statement so Jai is here... i guess a break will do it?" 'What do you think of yourself?' 'Will tell you after the calls' 'Oh really?! you think i am gonna sit here and listen YOUR phone calls??? Oh Jai you are so cute, so Jai I Love You... Jai you know i saw you at temple but you didn't recognise me... Jai Jai Jai... do these girls understand that even you have a life? and you can't love or marry or know every one? That even you beleive god and you have to go to temple? or that even u want to go shopping, outing with your family or GIRL FRIENDS whatever!!!' 'You are jealous' 'Excuse me?!' 'And i know why' 'I am not interested, think what ever you want to and the break is already of 3 mins... boss is gonna screw you!!!' and showed him the thumb for best of luck, slammed the door and went out for a coffee mug...


When I came back the song was going on... 'Doston ki dosti... Yaaron ki yaari kam lagne lagi... la la la... kaise samjhaoon tumhe mera pehla pehla pyaar hai ye... whooo' "So even i realised that I am in love and we end here you see i gotta propose her, date her and marry her... see ya guys and my sweet hearts... Ahem ahem is here I mean... Khwaish is waiting for your calls... guys come on she is not that bad... ohk ohk Khwaish stop hitting... " that was nothing new... he did that several times or rather every day... earlier I thought he was making fun of me but somehow I realised he did this to make me laugh.... Three mins passed and yet no call, i just wished that moron, who had been irritating me since past 7-8 weeks called again or else i would have lost the job... as usual Jai went out and then came a call... i had reasiled that his foots stepping out of the room were really lucky to me because every time he walked out i had a call so what if it was from a psychic at least i had my job... i picked it up.


" 'Today I am not going to irritate you but I would love to here a song you like... you wish to dedicate to that someone special and may I talk to you after that?' Ohk so here you go... 'Some where out there i know there is someone who is waiting just for me mahiya....' After the most popular song of these days Mahiya from Awarapan lets listen to what Mr. Moronic has got to say... 'So you are single?! Yes!!! I couldn't make this out even when i was so near to you... hehehe thanks bye!!!' "I was startled, I immediately stood up and asked the person in the lobby to get me the number with hand signals... "Here you go Jai is online!"And the three telephone connections started to ring instantaneously...'Jai you said you going to marry... is it true? Please dont do this i will kill my self' cried a girl on phone... 'Uff! such crazy people... dont have better jobs to do'... one after the other... endlessly ringing... 'Am i actually jealous? or frustated that i m not beautiful? In either case what is Jai's fault that I am always so rude to him... Nah he is irritating, his habbits are irritating thats it... Jai gave me such a happy look, i didn't knew why was he so happy! whatever none of my business...' I walked out...


After twenty mins although his show ends up in 10 mins it took him around 15 mins to handle the girls... you should see him talking as if the girls are all his... whatever... I had the paper the Lobby man gave me containing the number of that moron... He came and sat beside me.. teased me a bit, irritated a lot and then suddenly looked at the paper and yelled "Heyy! thats my number, how come you have it? You said you didn't want to exchange numbers the other day... so is that a reason for your jealousy too?" he raised his eyebrows... I couldn't speak a word and yes that confusion never ended, i couldn't ask him anything...


You see my Mom is excellent at her job, unlike me... I think of different songs, different ways but she knows exactly when to wake me up!!!